hell yes lets make some ravioli
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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