escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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