He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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