i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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