Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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