You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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