I wannas sexs uuuuu
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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