everyone is single if you try hard enough
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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