based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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