I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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