Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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