I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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