doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Can you bring me the toilet please
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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