ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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