Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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