belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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