People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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