cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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