i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i came on her dog
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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