even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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