i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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