sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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