Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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