Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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