remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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