kristin has been a bad kristin
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
