Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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