I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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