Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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