This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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