Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
