K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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