Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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