you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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