i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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