did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
