just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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