Sponge bath it is.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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