Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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