Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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