the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
third nipple confirmed
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
A+ Viking dick
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