This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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