An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I need moral support for this bender
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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