Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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