coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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