maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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