: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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