He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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