i was born a porn star she said
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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