I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Watching her eat just hurts me
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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