i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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