The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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