i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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